Wild Cat Strike Ė Episode 1
Our frequency-modulated heroes, the Doctor of Poo and the Dana of Sock, besport and recreate themselves about the TURDIS. The Doctor gets Denis to come and fix the ant farm, the front door, the lightbulb in the fridge and the new golf course, and finally the cat fixes them some lunch: cockroaches, moths and dead mice (just like mother used to make).
DR POO: You spent the whole day changing the lightbulb in the fridge?Wild Cat Strike Ė Episode 2
Whatís this? Denis the denim cat is walking up and down outside the front gates of this episode holding a placard: Dr Poo Unfair to Denim Cats. Itís a lock-out, and everyone (except Poo) is on Denisís side of the picket line.
DR POO: Now see here, Denis, and here, and over here; no, I donít think heíll need glasses, but thatís by-the-bifocals. Now Denis, I realise that these strikes are usually brought on by a radical hot-head faction, so I think itíd be a good idea if you held a secret ballot amongst yourself, to find out if youíre in favour of this disruptive industrial action.Wild Cat Strike Ė Episode 3
Due to industrial action, this episode is being replaced by a bus service. In the case of Dr Poo verses Denis the Denim Cat, the Time and Space Industrial Court finds in favour of Denis. ĎListen here Dr Poo, as far as Iím concerned itís quite straight-forward: I loathe and detest you intensely, so you could talk Ďtil youíre blue in the face but Iíll still find against you.í
DR POO: I protest at this transvestite of justice!Wild Cat Strike Ė Episode 4
Under new management! This radio serial is now under the enlightened feline administration of Denis the denim cat. Poo workers of the world unite! All hail to Denis!
DANA: Doctor, I havenít seen much of you since Denis took over?Wild Cat Strike Ė Episode 5
This episode finds El President Denis making a speech (in the style of a Nazi rally) before he presents the Doctor with the hideous prospect of returning home to face Mrs Poo, who thinks heís been out doing the shopping for the last 200 years.
KEVIN: Dana, whereís our glorious leader?