Episode 63
Sherlock Humms (iii)
August 1979

Opening titles

Sound of people eating

Dana

O what lovely alphabet soup, Doctor.

Dr Poo

Yes, Dana. I must complement you on this soup Sherlock. The consonants are delicious.

Humms

Thank you, Poo.

Witsgone

Ymm, ymm, ymm.

Dr Poo

Dr Witsgone seems to be enjoying it too. Either that or he's put his underpants over his cricket pads.

Witsgone

Ymm,ymm,ymm.

Dana

Look! There's a message in his alphabet soup.

Humms

Good Lord!

Dr Poo

Galloping galaxies, it's the introduction to the next episode of Dr Me.

Humms

Dr who?

Dr Poo

No not Who, Poo. Me Poo.

Humms

Me, Sherlock Humms.

Dana

Me, Dana.

Witsgone

Me whh...

Humms

Shut up Witsgone.

Dr Poo

Ok everyone, dip your ears in your soup and listen to Kevin's message.

Kevin

It's London in the 1890's and a maniac joke teller, Jack the Quipper is terrorising the populous. At this very moment, the Doctor, Dana and Sherlock Humms are tracking him through the frog bound streets.

Dr Poo

Great quarks in heaven, this episode's started already. We're supposed to be out there in the fog bound streets.

Humms

No sooner said than done, Dr Poo. Follow me.

Sound of them walking

Out of the drawing room, into the parlour, through the sitting room, into the standing room, cut through the squatting room, into the crouching on a grand piano and doing wicky wacky foot room, and finally outside into the bathroom.

Dana

Some detective! He can't even find the way out of his own house.

Humms

Don't move, somebody's kidnapped the outside. Witsgone, get a scent of a piece of this fog.

(Witsgone sniffs)

Witsgone

Blah, blah, blah.

Humms

Thank you Witsgone, well done! Have a line of dialogue.

Witsgone

Blah, blah, blah ... next episode of Dr Poo-oo!

End titles



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.