Collision with Dr Who (1/7)
Hi there Poo sufferers. As a result of the last episode,
stocks of public sanity have plummeted five points and there's been a run on
the sight hospitals, so don't bother trying to book in because they are full up
for the entire holiday season. Fortunately though, everything has returned to
normal on board the Turdis.
MUSIC: The Infernal Gallop i.e. The Can Can music
That's good girls, that's good. Now bring the gorilla more to
centre. No, the gorilla with the red hair. That's right, now come on girls,
twirl those above your head. Good. Good.
Not now Dana, I'm rehearsing the finale.
But Doctor, it's important. There's something on the Cosmo
OK girls, that's all for today. And tomorrow we'll try that
same scene without the wheelchairs.
Gee, they're getting good, aren't they Doctor?
Well they are the Royal Shakespeare Company, Dana. Mind you,
Lord Olivier does look a bit uncomfortable in the gorilla suit. Now where's
this thing on the Cosmo scanner?
Denis, come here you dirty little denim swine. I'll rub your
nose in it.
No Doctor, next to that.
Oh yes, I see it. Holy Harpic, it's another time and space
vehicle. It appears to be just like the Turdis except unlike us, it has a
negatively charged stupidatron field!
Aw, get off the grass.
I'm serious Dana. The two stupidatron fields could interact
with each other and this whole situation could become extremely silly. Oh no,
look at the imbecilascope. A flow of retardo particles. Hold on to your brain
Dana, something monumentally stupid is about to happen.
Oh no Poo gang, what could it possibly be? Could it be an unnamed Queensland Premier with matching wife, or a herd of tap dancing yaks, or possibly the next episode of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording.
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