Intro to The Khan Ages (1/3)
The Doctor and Dana have packed their luggage, and lugged
their packages away, after another grueling episode, and are now relaxing. The
Doctor is in a contemplative mood. I think.
Do you remember, Dana...?
Yes, I remember Dana.
Listen you twat we're reminiscing. Think back, Dana - what
was your favourite adventure?
Well I think -
Yes, I knew you'd say that: the Khans! What a wonderful bunch
of mongrels they were.
I always had a soft spot for Neville Khan.
Don't be disgusting, Dana. Personally, I always thought he
was a bit light on top.
But he made up for it elsewhere!
Come off it, Dana. You know very well that you and Neville
never actually engaged in horizontal soap dancing.
Oh, Doctor, how can you be so cruel?
Dana you're going to pieces. And I've just cleaned the
Crashing sounds cease
Pull yourself together. How about a boiled sweetie?
Alright! How would you like to go back and see Neville Khan?
O, Doctor! Could we? Doctor! Could we?
Well, we've still got 24 hours before the next episode, and
besides, I'd like to see my old cobber Genghis Khan.
Yes - a mongrel after my own heart.
Didn't he have one of his own?
Sometimes I think you miss the whole point of life. You used
to annoy me, Dana, but, after 140 episodes, you just irritate me intensely.
Oh, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Doctor.
All cistern's go!
Turdis landing noise
Uh-oh, back to the Khan Ages again! Just when I thought I'd
got all the Mastodon hair and sand out of my BBB's! Stand up for the next
excruciating episode of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Kevin from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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