Intro to The Khan Ages (2/3)
Well, Poo fans, this is it! Dana Sock is about to be reunited
with her lost love, Neville Khan; or is it Neville Can't? Let's peer through
the keyhole of time and find out, Aurie Orlock!
TURDIS LANDING NOISE
Well, Dana, here we are outside the coliseum in Ancient Rome.
It beats the Western Suburbs, Doctor.
Yes - the Seven Hills of Rome.
(Sound of mongrels approaching, drunkenly singing and
It's the Khans! Nev-i-ille!
(She runs off)
Of course, it's Saturday! The big match: the saints versus
the bears! Wait for me, Dana!
(Much noise from the assembled mongrels)
Pass the jimmies, son.
(She plants a kiss)
Ah, eurgh, yuck!
Neville, I've been
living for this moment!
Ah, pew, get off me - I'm getting out of here.
O, come back, Nev-i-ille!
(DAna & Neville fade into the distance)
Woah, look at the Sheila! She's chasing Neville across the
(The mongrels shout their approval)
Genghis, don't you recognise me?
Hey - any of you blokes know this codger?
(They all shout 'no')
Off with the scarf, sport.
Put me down, I'm Dr Poo!
O yeah? Yeah, you don't look like Dr Poo!
I've had a body transplant.
If you're really the Doctor, then tell me: in what year was
the War of 1812?
Er - 1952. Including leap years, of course.
I don't know, Dad, it hasn't happened yet.
That's close enough for me. G'day, Poo!
(the mongrels shout their welcomes)
Genghis, let's go and sink a few tubes.
Sure thing. I know a great pub to pillage and tryst. OK,
boys, I'm leaving the place in your hands.
(the khans cheer and shout)
When in Rome don't do as the mongrels do or you might go
blind and miss the next Technicolor investivasion of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Kevin from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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