Episode 144 The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (2/29) January 1980 OPENING TITLES Kevin The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time is running down and it's up to the Doctor to save the day and the night and the morning after and all of next week and everything after that. Dr Poo Are you sure you've got everything Dana? Dana Oh let's see. There's my piano, my chocolate coated map of Nepal, my orthopedic hat, my liquorice replica of Michelangelo's David. Dr Poo Look Dana for this adventure we have to travel light. Dana No piano? Dr Poo No piano. SOUND OF Dana throwing out the piano And Denis, I will not let you bring that symphony orchestra. Denis Meow. Dr Poo No! Denis Meow. Dr Poo All right, you can bring the woodwind section. Woodwind SECTION Oh goody, get your hand off my bassoon... Dr Poo Quiet! Now is everybody ready? Crowd cheers Stop! Dana, put that crowd back into the refrigerator at once. Dana O Doctor. Dr Poo At once! Gonzales Oh bum. Come on everybody, back into the fridge. Crowd murmuring Dr Poo Now if you two have finally finished we'll get started. Our destination is the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time. To reach it we climb through this grandfather clock. Sound of Door opening and pendulum ticking Follow me but be careful of the pendulum. Sound of Everyone squeezing past the pendulum There. Did everyone get through all right? Good. We are now inside time itself. Stay close together and keep your eyes peeled. Kevin Attention! The Doctor's instruction applies to only the characters in the serial. Do not, repeat, do not peel your eyes or you will not be able to see our next radio video of Dr Poo-oo! End titles Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews. Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren. Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.