The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (4/29)
Doctor Poo's expedition is trudging through the vast fat
wastes of time itself, towards the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time, which
needs winding up before it runs down and brings the entire universe to a
Doctor, will we be in time?
We're already in time Dana; we've been in time since we
climbed through the clock in the Turdis.
No Doctor, what I mean is, now that we're in time will we be
in time to wind up the Great Cuckoo thing of Time, before it runs out of time?
Well it can't actually run out of time, can it? Because it would get tired
before it got to the edge.
Dana you are making nonsense of the universal concept of
Well couldn't it walk out of time, you could pet a time.
But you can't walk out of time Dana; remember what happened
to Denis' orchestra. There we all were walking in 2/4 time, when they started
walking in 3/4 time and so now they're off in some completely different time.
O yes I wondered where they'd gone.
Yes Denis I know you prefer 2/3 time but if you start doing
that you'll waltz off into a totally new dimension. Look, there's only the
three of us left. We'll have to stick together.
SOUND OF The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time
Look Dana, there it is.
O yes, what is it?
It's the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time.
O isn't it pretty. I'll take some snaps of it. Come on
Doctor, you stand there and Denis there.
Dana, we're on a mission of cosmic significance.
All the more reason to take a few snaps.
Well they finally made it. They finally got to the... now what did the Doctor say it was again. The Great eunuch rehearsal cock up of all time? No, that's not right. O well he'll probably mention it again in the next alarming episode of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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