The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (5/29)
At the centre of time is a giant cuckoo clock, which keeps
the universe running to schedule. Rubbish. Apparently this cuckoo thing is
winding down and threatening to bring the whole universe to a grinding halt.
Codswallop. The universe isn't r u n n i n g d o
It's getting worse Dana. It's even affecting Kevin. Either
that or his head needs demagnetizing. But fear not, now that we've reached the
giant Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time...
The GUCCOT. That's the initials - The Great Universal Cuckoo
Clock of Time. I worked it out myself. I like using the initials cause it makes
me sound clever. GUCCOT.
Shut up Dana.
Shut up Dana. Let me see, S U D. Sud.
Very clever Doctor I never thought of that before. From now
on when you want me to shut up, you can just say SUD and I'll know exactly what
O God, someone save me from this snail brain cretin.
Ogssmftsbc. No that's a bit hard to remember. I'll never
Sound of The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time
O look what you've done now. You've upset the GUCCOT. Why is
the cuckoo in a wheel chair? Is he sick? Oh poor thing.
He can't be sick Dana; it's only a mechanical device.
Don't say that, you'll hurt its feelings.
It hasn't got feelings Dana; it's just a mechanical...
(Cuckoo poops on Dr Poo)
Oh, mechanical guarlo all over my scarf. The damn things
pooped on me.
O let's wind the damn thing up and get out of here. Now the
key should be up here of the shelf. It's not there! Damn and blast, someone's
Yes someone's stolen the key to the GUCCOT.
It's the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time, Kevin.
You say the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time, I say the GUCCOT. You say damn and blast and I say forget it. Forget it, the GUCCOT, the GUCCOT, forget it. Let's call the whole thing Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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