The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (6/29)
Well Poo fans, someone has stolen the key of time.
Kevin I do think you should give the listeners a bit more
O right. Well gang, the Doctor is wearing a stunning little
ensemble by Trench Napalm, tastefully set off by a long...
Kevin, that's not what I meant. You should be telling them
that we've entered the dimension of time and journey to the Great Universal
Cuckoo Clock of Time, which I have to wind up before... um, ah before the last
Yes, they're like tea leaves only bigger. But I can't wind it
Someone's stolen the key of time.
Thank you. However, if I remember right there is a second key
but for safety purposes, the guardians of time had it broken down into its
seven components. Which were them hidden in various Stuarts and Cranneys around
Careful Doctor, someone might be listening.
Why do you say that Dana?
Well there's a little man standing next to you with a tape
What! I'll teach him to spy on me.
(Dr Poo strangles Denis)
No Doctor, on the other side.
Sorry Denis. Ah ha, here he is. I'll teach you to spy on me.
Hurro ah Dr Poo.
Great dunnies above, it's Dr Weeee.
Ah so, we meet again ah Dr Poo. But this time I got you by
the balls. Look here I have got first key of time.
Holy harpic. You inscrutable universal oriental devil.
And you will never assemble the seven little bits of second
key of time, in time. Ah risten. The crock has stopped.
He's right Doctor. It's stopped ticking.
No it hasn't.
Dr Poo kicks the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time
and it starts ticking
There! It's still going.
Not for rong Poo. It will stop eventuarry and then whole
universe will be mine.
Not while there's breath left in this body.
Why are you pointing at me, Doctor. You're the big hero, remember? That's why the show is called Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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