The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (7/29)
Lots and lots of ten thousand micro mille mega seconds down
into the bowels of time, Dr Poo confronts the evil and inscrutable Dr Wee.
So Dr Wee, you've stolen the key of time and now you think
you can hold the universe to ransom.
DR Poo & DR Wee
Shut up Dana.
Look, hand over that key Wee.
SOUND OF A kiwi
No, I did not want a small flightless New Zealand bird. I
wanted the key, Wee.
Go bite ah your bum Poo. Ah ha ha ha.
You may well laugh Dr Wee but you won't find it so funny when
the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time runs down and the universe stops
forever. And that will include all of us.
Not ah me Poo. I have constructed my very own digital clock
of time. It protect me from stopping when time run out. After universe finish,
I reprace stupid old cuckoo clock with digital clock and then I have my own
personal universe, which will run on eastern standard Dr Wee time.
You mad oriental fiend. This insane scheme of yours will
Dr Poo, might I make a generous suggestion concerning
certain part of your anatomy in unpleasant rendezvous with ah rough end of a
pineapple. But enough of chit chat. I'm sure you want to be alone with universe
in last few hours you have together. This is end of you, Poo and your precious
GUCCOT! I use initials of name of clock. It make me sound
How can you be so irresponsible, Wee. Remember the sacred
oath of all Time Guardians. You swore never to call the Great Universal Cuckoo
Clock of Time by its initials.
Listen Poo, I got ah bruddy key of time, I call bruddy clock what I bruddy well like. I even call next bruddy episode of serial Dr Wee-ee!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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