Episode 149
The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (7/29)
January 1980

OPENING TITLES

Kevin

Lots and lots of ten thousand micro mille mega seconds down into the bowels of time, Dr Poo confronts the evil and inscrutable Dr Wee.

Gong

Dr Poo

So Dr Wee, you've stolen the key of time and now you think you can hold the universe to ransom.

Dr Wee

Collect, Poo.

Dana

Collect Poo?

DR Poo & DR Wee

Shut up Dana.

Dr Poo

Look, hand over that key Wee.

Dr Wee

All right.

SOUND OF A kiwi

Dr Poo

No, I did not want a small flightless New Zealand bird. I wanted the key, Wee.

Dr Wee

Go bite ah your bum Poo. Ah ha ha ha.

Dr Poo

You may well laugh Dr Wee but you won't find it so funny when the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time runs down and the universe stops forever. And that will include all of us.

Dr Wee

Not ah me Poo. I have constructed my very own digital clock of time. It protect me from stopping when time run out. After universe finish, I reprace stupid old cuckoo clock with digital clock and then I have my own personal universe, which will run on eastern standard Dr Wee time.

Dr Poo

You mad oriental fiend. This insane scheme of yours will never work.

Dr Wee

Dr Poo, might I make a generous suggestion concerning certain part of your anatomy in unpleasant rendezvous with ah rough end of a pineapple. But enough of chit chat. I'm sure you want to be alone with universe in last few hours you have together. This is end of you, Poo and your precious GUCCOT.

Dr Poo

What?

Dr Wee

GUCCOT! I use initials of name of clock. It make me sound clever.

Dr Poo

How can you be so irresponsible, Wee. Remember the sacred oath of all Time Guardians. You swore never to call the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time by its initials.

Dr Wee

Listen Poo, I got ah bruddy key of time, I call bruddy clock what I bruddy well like. I even call next bruddy episode of serial Dr Wee-ee!

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Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.