The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (8/29)
Howdy Poo customers, it's time to play - Save The Universe.
And who's our special guest villain for this adventure, Dana?
Well Kevin, its Dr Wee. And Dr Wee is an insane megalomaniac
all the way from the planet Peeonyou. And his subject is - Destroying the
universe by stealing the key of time, so that Doctor Poo can't wind up the
Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time, so this universe will cease to exist and
he'll replace it with his own.
Thank you Dana. And the first line goes to Dr Wee
And about ah bruddy time. When I start up my universe, you
will all be unemployed because this radio show will be called Dr Wee and will
have completely new format.
Not so fast Wee, I've got your cupboard.
Come again? Dr Poo I mean I've got you covered, with this
rat powered hair dryer. Thus hand over the key of time or I'll do a quick blow
job on you.
Don't make me laugh clever dick. I make hypnotic gesture.
SOUND OF A Harp
And you are completely under my power. Now I stand in empty
milk bottle. Miss Sock you will please ignite my blue tack paper.
(Dana lights paper)
Look at him glow. Isn't he pretty.
Snap out of it Dana. The fiend, he temporarily took control
of our minds.
I didn't feel a thing.
That doesn't surprise me
What do we do now Doctor? He's taken the key of time.
Well Dana, I'll have to reassemble the seven little bits
that make up the spare key of time. The only trouble is, I can't remember where
O great, the whole universe faces imminent destruction and old poo for brains here, can't find some little things that fit somewhere and do something or rather that saves everything. Well gang we all had better start praying to What's His Name that the universe lasts until the next thing-a- ma-jig of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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