Episode 150
The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (8/29)
January 1980

OPENING TITLES

Kevin

Howdy Poo customers, it's time to play - Save The Universe.

Applause

And who's our special guest villain for this adventure, Dana?

Dana

Well Kevin, its Dr Wee. And Dr Wee is an insane megalomaniac all the way from the planet Peeonyou. And his subject is - Destroying the universe by stealing the key of time, so that Doctor Poo can't wind up the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time, so this universe will cease to exist and he'll replace it with his own.

Kevin

Thank you Dana. And the first line goes to Dr Wee

Applause

Dr Wee

And about ah bruddy time. When I start up my universe, you will all be unemployed because this radio show will be called Dr Wee and will have completely new format.

Dr Poo

Not so fast Wee, I've got your cupboard.

Dr Wee

Come again? Dr Poo I mean I've got you covered, with this rat powered hair dryer. Thus hand over the key of time or I'll do a quick blow job on you.

Dr Wee

Don't make me laugh clever dick. I make hypnotic gesture.

SOUND OF A Harp

And you are completely under my power. Now I stand in empty milk bottle. Miss Sock you will please ignite my blue tack paper.

Dana

Yes Master.

(Dana lights paper)

Dr Wee

Weeeeee!

Dana

Look at him glow. Isn't he pretty.

Dr Poo

Snap out of it Dana. The fiend, he temporarily took control of our minds.

Dana

I didn't feel a thing.

Dr Poo

That doesn't surprise me

Dana

What do we do now Doctor? He's taken the key of time.

Dr Poo

Well Dana, I'll have to reassemble the seven little bits that make up the spare key of time. The only trouble is, I can't remember where they are.

Kevin

O great, the whole universe faces imminent destruction and old poo for brains here, can't find some little things that fit somewhere and do something or rather that saves everything. Well gang we all had better start praying to What's His Name that the universe lasts until the next thing-a- ma-jig of Dr Poo-oo!

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Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.