The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (9/29)
After their unnecessarily melodramatic confrontation with the
ridiculously evil Dr Wee, Poo and Dana must set out to find the seven little
bits of the spare key of time, so that they can wind up the universe.
First, we have to get back to the Turdis. It's a good thing I
left this trail of spaghetti. Ok Dana, take a strand and start sucking.
(Dana starts sucking the spaghetti)
Oh, 'scuse I.
Now we climb through the back of the grandfather clock.
(The Doctor opens the door and they squeeze through)
O it's so nice to be back in the Turdis.
Now there must be some way we can trace the first little bit
of the spare key of time.
It could be under the mat.
It should be at a point in the universe where all the spacio
temporal forces are in perfect equilibrium.
Here it is Doctor, under the mat.
Some point of such cosmic significance that energy flows
through it without even touching the sky. What did you say Dana?
I found the first bit Doctor. It was under the mat.
Oh that's just the note to the milkman.
No, listen to this. 'Two milks, two choc milks, one cream and
a strawberry yoghurt. PS This is the first bit of the spare key of time.'
But that's ridiculous, I don't even like strawberry yogurt.
O that's right Denis, you're the health food freak around
here. What's that you're smoking Denis?
Well pass it over.
(The Doctor smokes the joint)
Ahh. Wow what a flash, I now know the significance of the
note. The second bit of the key of time is with the cosmic milkman. All
Turdis takes off
(Smoking the joint)
Wow what a buzz that was. But if you think that was good, wait to we open the um, ah, ahh the next little plastic bag of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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