The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (10/29)
In a valiant four door sedan attempt to stop the universe crouching on a grand piano and going "wicky wicky phfft", Dr Poo is gathering up the seven little bits of the spare key of time.
Sound of TURDIS landing. Door opens
Ah yes, this is the place. The Milky Way Co-Operative Dairy
Products Bulk Handling and Storage Depot place. This is where we'll find the
Dr, why are we looking for the cosmic milkman? You know
Dennis has still got a keg and a half of strawberry yogurt left over from
Ah no Dana, the first little bit of the spare key of time is
this note, see, to the milkman. Therefore, by logical deduction, it follows in
a trench coat with a hat pulled down over its eyes, that the cosmic milkman is
the clue to the little bit number two.
Sound of milk cart approaching
Ah ha, the milkman cometh. Hail to thee, O great cosmic
milkman, mighty vendor of the yummy milky substances to divine celestial
(With a cockney accent)
O pack it in mate. If you want a free bottle of milk, just
take it off the cart.
Speak that we may learn the secret of the second little bit
of the spare key of time.
No, not me mate. I don't know nothing about it. You'll have
to speak to the 'orse here. He handles all that there cosmic stuff.
Dr & DANA
Yeah, but not this bit here. Try the front end.
O hmm ah yes. Hello horse.
O um, what a lovely black colour you are. Who's a pretty boy
Don't patronise me with that goo-goo jive, you honky.
He talked Dr! He talked.
What do ya expect me to do, dance?
I'm sorry but... I... I didn't really believe that you could,
Yes. I mean I didn't mean to insult you darky.
No he didn't mean to but he made a damn good attempt and
he'll make a damn good attempt to not mean to in the next black and white
episode of Dr Po-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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