The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (11/29)
What's the difference between two rubber chandeliers? And
what's it got to do with you? Keep your filthy minds to yourselves, you
disgusting listeners. And stop thinking of those rubber chandeliers. Something
serious is afoot and a foot is also something serious. Try getting along
Stop it there Kevin. I think that's enough.
I'll ignore that, Kevin.
You'll have to ignore that Kevin; he's the only Kevin we've
got. Unless there's some I haven't noticed. O, what's that up in the spider's
web? Is that a Kevin?
Close Dana, it's a little crawly bug.
I didn't come here to be insulted.
Read the fine print in your contract, Kevin. Now crawl off
into a corner and shut up. Well Dana, as I remember, we were talking to the
cosmic milkman's horse.
Right on Doc. That's me, yeah man. I am your funky pony. I am
your walking, talking smoke stack lightning flash. I am a horse and I am the
boss. So hang loose and give me your jive.
Ah yes, good. Right, ah...
Far out, man.
Quiet Dana. Now horse, where do we find the second little bit
of the spare key of time?
Second little bit of the spare key of time, my ass.
Now look here!
No, look there. Second little bit of the spare key of time,
my ass. Other end, dummy.
Dr, I think he means we should look at his, ah, horsey botty.
O very well. This is silly, looking at some dumb animal's buttocks for sign of a vital cosmic artifact. Does anything strike your eye, Dana?
(Horse neighs, farts and drops a load of manure)
There it is.
The second little bit is in... In that?
No man, that is it. That is little bit number two.
Well it's definitely number two but it's not very little.
What do you expect from a horse, rabbit shit? That there is a
real horse size poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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