The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (13/29)
To appreciate the subtle stereophonic quality of this
episode, simply become two people and then stand yourselves in opposite corners
of the room. Failing that, turn the volume up so loud that it desexes your cat.
All right Dennis; you're excused from this episode which is
Sound of Dr Poo and Dana running
Ah, oh, come on Dana, into the TURDIS. Now where's that
What are you looking for, Dr?
I told you Dana. It's a Wonder Crap record called A Hundred Pulverising Philosophy Hits. No, not there. No, that's not it. Ah here it is. Wait a minute, Traditional Estonian Frog Strangling Music - Volume Forty Six. This is the wrong record.
Sound of video screen coming on
Look Dr, on the video screen. It's Dr Wee.
Ah rooking for this ah Dr Poo?
So you've got the record you crazy Chinese naughty person.
O is poor little Dr Poo angirary with me? Ah so sorry but
when overhear in rast episode that third little bit of key of time is record of
Rene Nightcartes say "I stink therefore I am", well naturary I steal record.
Don't hold it like that Wee; you'll put finger marks on it.
Dr Wee drops the record and it breaks
O me blake record. What a pity. Ah now you'll never put
together spare key of time and your goody goody occidental universe is ah
doomed. O ho ho ho.
O the fiendish swine. Without that record the universe will
Here Dr, you'd better borrow my copy.
O thank you Kevin. It's the import copy too.
Dr Poo plays the record
Bonjour. Je suis Rene Nightcartes. I stink, therefore I am.
It logically follows that I like boy scouts. Q.E.D. my psychiatrist has advised
me to open my raincoat and expose myself to the next little episode of Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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