The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (14/29)
Yowsa yowsa yowsa, my mother's left leg. Da da.
And what's that supposed to be, Kevin?
It's a joke Dr. A joke.
It wasn't very funny.
O you had to be there at the time. You see my mother's left
leg is really...
All right Kevin. Look there's no need for you to try and tell
a joke in the introduction; the show is funny all the way through.
Is it? Nobody told me.
Shut up Dana. In fact shut up the pair of you. We're going to
start this episode right now or my name isn't...
Kevin plays end credits
No stop that! Stop that!
Sound of Dr Poo taking record off
I suppose you think that's funny, Kevin?
Well it's funnier than your stupid search for the seven
little bit of the spare key of time.
My stupid search as you call it Kevin, will ultimately
totally save the universe from total ultimate and absolute universal
destruction. So there.
(The Dr pokes his tongue at Kevin)
Already I have the first three bits of the key. The third bit
is this record of Rene Nightcartes.
The Dr plays the record
I stink, therefore I am. It logically follows that I like boy
The Dr takes the needle off the record
Hold it there. Boy scouts, of course. It stands to reason and
sits down for breakfast that the fourth little bit of the spare key of time
must be a boy scout.
(There is a knock at the door)
(Dr Poo opens door)
Hey Mister, bob a job?
(Dr Poo grabs the Boy Scout)
Hold him down Dana, while I tie him into a reef knot. There.
Now put him in that seaman's chest.
Eeh arhh, shiver me timbers. Arrh.
No not that one Dana, the tin one over in the corner.
Oh there. In you go.
(Dana puts Boy Scout in the chest and closes the lid)
You there, sailor chappy. What are you doing in here?
Why, I was just following that there Boy Scout, Jim lad,
You disgusting old sea dog. Get back to your ship at once.
But Master, I can't find my ship, arhh.
Well there's nothing we can do for you until the next
episode. Now we can't use the theme music to end here because Kevin put it on
earlier. So we just finish.
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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