Episode 161
The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (19/29)
January 1980

OPENING TITLES

Kevin

Hey Poo sniffers, would you believe it. The seventh and final bit of the spare key of time is that world famous singer sign writer, Babs Dylan.

DENNIS

Meow.

KEVIN

Oh its Bob is it? Oh I am sorry. That world famous singlet sign writer, Babs Bob.

Concert crowd noise

DR POO

I say you, you with the hair and the nose. Where can I find this Bob Dildo chap?

DYLAN

Sooner or later one of us must know.

DR POO

I beg your pardon.

DENNIS

Meow.

DR POO

What was that Dennis?

DANA

Dennis said "It's him".

DR POO

That's silly. Dennis has never been Bob Dillman.

DANA

No, no that man you're talking to.

DR POO

Don't be ridiculous Dana; Dennis has never been that man I'm talking to.

DANA

No Dr. That man you're talking to is Bob Dylan.

DYLAN

(Singing to "It Ain't Me Babe")

It's me babe, yeah yeah yeah, I said it's me babe, it's me you're looking for.

DR POO

What him? I don't believe it. What proof have you got that you are this Boob Nylon person.

DYLAN

(singing to "Just Like a Woman)

I come on stage just like a singer I treat my guitar just like a singer I use the microphone just like a singer But I sing just like a strangled chook.

DR POO

Ah yes, you're the one. One can't be too careful nowadays. There are so many fake Bob Dilatants getting around. Now look Barb, it's like this. You are the seventh little bit of the spare key of time. I've got all the other bits, so if you'll come along with us, we can wind up the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time and save the universe.

DYLAN

Don't think twice, it's all right but how about one more cup of coffee for the road.

DR POO

No time Bob, we must leave immediately and of course, it could be dangerous.

DYLAN

Dangerous! I've changed my way of thinking.

DR POO

Quick Dana, grab him.

Dylan gasps, sound of a struggle. Dr Poo opens the door to the TURDIS

Into the TURDIS with him.

DYLAN

O Mama, can this really be the end. To be stuck inside a flying toilet with Dr Poo-oo againnnn...

End titles



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.