The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (19/29)
Hey Poo sniffers, would you believe it. The seventh and final
bit of the spare key of time is that world famous singer sign writer, Babs
Oh its Bob is it? Oh I am sorry. That world famous singlet sign writer, Babs Bob.
Concert crowd noise
I say you, you with the hair and the nose. Where can I find
this Bob Dildo chap?
Sooner or later one of us must know.
I beg your pardon.
What was that Dennis?
Dennis said "It's him".
That's silly. Dennis has never been Bob Dillman.
No, no that man you're talking to.
Don't be ridiculous Dana; Dennis has never been that man I'm
No Dr. That man you're talking to is Bob Dylan.
(Singing to "It Ain't Me Babe")
It's me babe, yeah yeah yeah, I said it's me babe, it's me
you're looking for.
What him? I don't believe it. What proof have you got that
you are this Boob Nylon person.
(singing to "Just Like a Woman)
I come on stage just like a singer I treat my guitar just
like a singer I use the microphone just like a singer But I sing just like a
Ah yes, you're the one. One can't be too careful nowadays.
There are so many fake Bob Dilatants getting around. Now look Barb, it's like
this. You are the seventh little bit of the spare key of time. I've got all the
other bits, so if you'll come along with us, we can wind up the Great Universal
Cuckoo Clock of Time and save the universe.
Don't think twice, it's all right but how about one more cup
of coffee for the road.
No time Bob, we must leave immediately and of course, it
could be dangerous.
Dangerous! I've changed my way of thinking.
Quick Dana, grab him.
Dylan gasps, sound of a struggle. Dr Poo opens the door to the
Into the TURDIS with him.
O Mama, can this really be the end. To be stuck inside a
flying toilet with Dr Poo-oo againnnn...
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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