The Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time (20/29)
Turtling though spice and tame, the Dr now has all seven of the seven little bits of the spare key of time. One. The note to the milkman. Two. The pile of horse manure. Three. The philosophical concept, I stink therefore I am. Four. The boy scout with matching woggle. Five. The ship. Six. The electric fan and Seven. Bob Dylan, whom the Dr captured in the last episode and stuffed into a sea chest on board the TURDIS.
Sound of Dylan trying to get out
Hello Bob. How does it feel?
There must be some way out of here.
Keep calm Bob. Any day now, any way now, you shall be
released. Well Dana, now that we've got all the seven little bits, it's back to
the centre of time, where we'll reassemble the spare key of time, then wind up
the Great Universal Cuckoo Clock of Time. I wish I didn't have to say time all
I don't know Dr, my watch has stopped. But I think it's about
Holy harpic, we're running out of ti...me. We haven't got
much er. It's a race against ah. O we'd better be quick. All cisterns go.
Sound of the TURDIS taking off
In no time at all they are back at the centre of time.
Well Dana, we're here.
O that's good. I thought we were still over there.
Shut up Dana. Go and see if that ship is still moored to the
tortoise. I mean mared to the TURDIS.
(Dana opens door)
Yes, it's still here.
OK Dana, bring it in.
(Sound of Dana manoeuvring the ship)
Right to me Dana, to me. Now to the left. No the left. Look
out for the elephant tank.
Have you got your end in yet Dr? I can't tell from over here.
Yes Dana, my end's in. Now we push together.
(Sound of Dr Poo and Dana groaning)
Poo & DANA
Oh oh oh.
Sound of ship squeezing through and then popping sound
Once again a natural law has been defied by the performance of an unnatural act. And naturally it was done by your actual Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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