Dr Poo in Ancient Egypt (i)
Hey gang, isn't it amazing, the things you pick up when
you're flying around the universe in an intergalactic toilet. At this precise
moment the Doctor is showing Dana his fantastic memorabilia.
What's that thing you've got Doctor?
O this old thing; I've had this for years. Beautiful isn't
Yes but what is it?
I don't know. I may as well throw it away, eh?
Sound of flapping wings
Well splash my boots, the damn thing flies.
Don't worry Doctor, I'll get it. Where did you get all this
Well Dana, some of it comes from grateful peoples of many
O you mean this little jewel encrusted gold statue for
No Dana. I won that in a lucky dip on the Sodom and Gomorrah
And you kept it for sentimental reasons.
No I kept it because it's worth a fortune but most of these
other trinkets can go.
How about the lizard, Doctor?
I'm ignoring that lizard, Dana.
Because he is ignoring me. He hasn't said a single thing to
me all day.
But Doctor, lizards can't talk.
What! Look at me lizard. Is this true? You deceitful reptile.
You've led me a merry dance; haven't you? Denis, remove the lizard.
Meow, yum yum.
Well that's cleared that up. Now I'll put this bug out for
the St Vincent De Polecat Society and I think that will just about do us. What
do you say Dana?
Ah Egypt. It's written on the bottle of flies.
Let me see Dana. This bottle of flies always remains the
property of CJ Ramasses & Company. Reedbed No 3. Upper Nile Street, Ancient
Sound of flies buzzing
Holy harpic, these flies are still alive. I'll take them back
and get the deposit. All cisterns go.
Wave to your mummy, kiss your dung beetle goodbye and say hello Egypt as we fly into the next deposit of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording.
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