Dr Poo in Ancient Egypt (ii)
Wow wee Poo people, have we got a surprise for you. Ah what?
We haven't got a surprise for them? O well gang, it seems we haven't got a
surprise for you so it's on with the episode.
When we meet the Pharaoh, Dana, I'm afraid you will have to
cover your face with an ox.
It is written Dana.
Where's it written? I don't believe it.
Hold on, here's my pad. O could I borrow your pen Dana?
(The Doctor writes on the paper)
And yea verily Dana shall cover her face with an ox. All
right but what about you, Doctor?
The Egyptians think that I am their great god TwoTonPooMan.
When the Pharaoh is in my presence he has to cover his face with a caterpillar.
All hail and a bit of sleet, a tall man with a funny hat
Thank you, thank you. And now for my next trick, I'm going to
have an audience with great god TwoTonPooMan.
The crowd applauds
It's him, Dana. This tall man with the funny hat is the
(Dana struggles to put on the ox)
Shut up, Dana. Hail O Pharaoh.
All hail O mighty god TwoTonPooMan.
All right, where's the caterpillar?
It is written that in my presence, the Pharaoh shall cover
his face with a caterpillar.
Where's it written?
(The Doctor scribbles on some paper)
Oh. Hey, any of you priests got a caterpillar on you?
Here, have one of mine.
Oo tah. How's that your godliness?
You're holding it the wrong way and your eyes are too close
together and another thing...
What a way to speak to a Pharaoh. Looks like Poo's new found deity has gone to his head. And it looks like his head has gone to the next caterpillar segment of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording.
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