Knee's Ahoy! (i)
When the Turdis landed in the ocean and filled with water,
unfortunately no one drowned. The Doctor and Denis came too aboard a mysterious
submarine. We now cross to said submarine where guess who is coming too to.
Oh, what happened? The last thing I remember is waking up in
this strange room and trying to remember what happened. I know. I woke up in
this room and remembered it. That's what happened. I wonder what will happen
Knock at the door and the door opens
And there was a knock at the door and the door opened and a
strange man stepped into the room and said...
Hello mademoiselle, I trust you have made yourself a coffee
Where am I? Who are you?
You are on my submarine, the SS Nautilegs or for short the
hardy ha ha to you Jacques Cousteau eat your heart out but everyone knows her
as Nancy, mais oui.
I don't mind if I do.
(Dana and Nemoss waltz)
You dance bovinely.
You fascinating creature. I have never wet anyone quite like
you before. What is your name?
Dana. Dana Sock.
And I am Captain Nemoss but when we're alone you can call me
When I'm alone you can call me whatever you like cause you
won't be there.
Ho ho ho. You are so beautiful when you are stupid.
I'm suppose you are wondering about your companions.
They are also safe aboard by submaroon along with your
I can't underwear a shirt he sews. Why can't the purple spruik the prunes Danish proper like the renderer of us does on Trocadero doo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording.
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