Episode 229
Knee's Ahoy! (ii)
May 1980

Opening titles

Kevin

Our waterlogged heroes and their Turdis have been snatched from the jaws of Davy Jones's Filing Cabinet by the unfathomable Captain Nemoss and brought aboard his mysterious submarine - The Nautilegs.

Nemoss

Voila Mademoiselle La Sock. This is my great bankwarting hall. Here I hold my famous bank warts.

Dana

Ooah, there are vegetables all over the walls.

Nemoss

Mais Oiu. This is an exact replica of the famous Hall of Marrows in the Palace of Versailles. Step inside love.

Dana

All right. Ow, ow, ow

Sound of Dana hitting glass

Why is the chandelier so low.

Nemoss

Well I had to scale things down a bit. I mean the Nautilegs is only a submacaroon afterall.

First Mate

Excusez - moi mon Capitaine.

Nemoss

Oiu, First Mate.

First Mate

That's right, I wee first and then I wash my hands afterrrr mate.

Nemoss

Stop boating around the bosh. What do you want?

First Mate

Your other guests are here.

Nemoss

What? Parlez-vous francais when you talk to me.

First Mate

Oh sorry, there's guests or others await a vous.

Nemoss

Well show them iin.

First Mate

But Ian's gone home mate.

Nemoss

Oh in that case show them in.

First Mate

Arr in you go mon hearties, arr.

Nemoss

Welcome mes amis.

Denis

Meow.

Dr Poo

Ah ha, an exact replica of the Hall of Marrows from the Palace of Versailles. Ow. Except for the chandeliers.

Nemoss

Oh I'm sorry the chandeliers are so Nick Lowe but I love the sound of breaking glass.

Dana

Doctor!

Dr Poo

(In a high pitched voice)

Dana.

(Normal voice)

I mean Dana.

Denis

Meow meow.

Kevin

(In a high pitched voice)

Well gang.

(Normal voice)

Wasn't that exciting. I can hardly wait till the next episode of Dr Poo-oo!

End titles



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.