Episode 229 Knee's Ahoy! (ii) May 1980 Opening titles Kevin Our waterlogged heroes and their Turdis have been snatched from the jaws of Davy Jones's Filing Cabinet by the unfathomable Captain Nemoss and brought aboard his mysterious submarine - The Nautilegs. Nemoss Voila Mademoiselle La Sock. This is my great bankwarting hall. Here I hold my famous bank warts. Dana Ooah, there are vegetables all over the walls. Nemoss Mais Oiu. This is an exact replica of the famous Hall of Marrows in the Palace of Versailles. Step inside love. Dana All right. Ow, ow, ow Sound of Dana hitting glass Why is the chandelier so low. Nemoss Well I had to scale things down a bit. I mean the Nautilegs is only a submacaroon afterall. First Mate Excusez - moi mon Capitaine. Nemoss Oiu, First Mate. First Mate That's right, I wee first and then I wash my hands afterrrr mate. Nemoss Stop boating around the bosh. What do you want? First Mate Your other guests are here. Nemoss What? Parlez-vous francais when you talk to me. First Mate Oh sorry, there's guests or others await a vous. Nemoss Well show them iin. First Mate But Ian's gone home mate. Nemoss Oh in that case show them in. First Mate Arr in you go mon hearties, arr. Nemoss Welcome mes amis. Denis Meow. Dr Poo Ah ha, an exact replica of the Hall of Marrows from the Palace of Versailles. Ow. Except for the chandeliers. Nemoss Oh I'm sorry the chandeliers are so Nick Lowe but I love the sound of breaking glass. Dana Doctor! Dr Poo (In a high pitched voice) Dana. (Normal voice) I mean Dana. Denis Meow meow. Kevin (In a high pitched voice) Well gang. (Normal voice) Wasn't that exciting. I can hardly wait till the next episode of Dr Poo-oo! End titles Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews. Transcribed by Phil from an NAA recording. Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.