Mon 25 August 1980
Hey Poo volunteers. Dana Sock known as the Julie Andrews of
the Cosmos; has been sparrow titted away to the evil planet Cack; where she
gallantly fights off wave upon wave of Donald Kak-Ronald robot clowns.
Sounds of destruction
(Brushes her hands)
Well that's that. Unless of course it's something else. Ah
botties. Here comes a new wave of them, or is it just a sixties revival?
Donald Kak-Ronald 1
Hello, we are here to destroy you.
Donald Kak-Ronald 2
O alright. Let's get on with it. Cop this android features.
Mean whale, or perhaps a miserly porpoise; in the Turdis, the
Doctor and his band of real clowns are racing against the clock.
Come on you damn clock, run!
You're no fun to race against at all, you slob of a clock.
All you do is sit there and say tick, tock.
Yeah, at least you could say hickory, dickory, Doc.
Ha ha ha ha.
O shut up Boozo, you stupid clown; and tell Grotto to stop
doing back flips on to the vidi screen. I can't see where the Turdis is going.
Look Pinko, call your clowns to order will you or I'll send you all to bed
without your custard pies.
Alright brother clowns, fair suck of the circus. Hey Wanko,
give it a rest mate. You're making a mess on the control panel.
Sorry, just cleaning out my horn.
(Honks his horn)
Righto Doc, you now have our complete and undivided big top.
A tent show.
Don't you mean attention!
Clowns fall in
That's more like it. Clowns from the right. Number...
Sound from Horn 1, Horn 2, Horn 3, Horn 4
Who's that clown at the end.
It's Kevo, voice juggler extraordinaire and spruiker for the greatest show on Earth, Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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