Tue 26 August 1980
Rocket Doctor Poo is rock pop pocketing post-haste Cackwards
in his teapot frightening Turdis, with a gallimaufry of gregarious clowns.
I'm worried about Dana.
Tell me comrade Doctor. Why are you worried about your
I'm not really all that concerned about her Pinko. I'm just
trying to get this damn plot moving.
Yeah, this adventure does seem to have settled in for the
winter, doesn't it?
Well, I suspect that whoever is behind this evil Kak-Ronald's
business, is consciously retarding the plot; probably by drugging the tape
recorders and paying off the writers or paying off the tape recorders and
drugging the writers.
How about drugging some of the characters, man.
Aw, shut up Wacko.
But the fact Ramones, that nothing much has happened for the
All right, you want action, you've got it! In a split second,
they've landed on the evil planet Cack
Turdis landing noise
Where the Doctor and the clowns join Dana in destroying an
entire army of robotic Kak-Ronald's clowns.
Sounds of mass destruction
Hey, I didn't think I was in this episode.
What is going on?
When suddenly a monstrous blood thirsty sweet potato hurtles
out of the ground and devours all the nice real clowns.
Blood thirsty roar from the sweet potato
But at that very moment, a huge fleet of battle cruisers
zooms in out of the sun and obliterates the entire planet Cack with
Sound of lasers, then planet blows up
But luckily the Doctor, Dana and Denis escape in the nick of
time and also in the Turdis.
Well that was a bit of a surprise; that adventure finishing
Ah yes, mm. What will we do now?
Have lunch I suppose. Mmmm. These mega-lasers sure cook a
mean sweet potato.
Talk about a mean sweet potato. Did you see the way it ripped
the heads off those clowns?
Well it's lunch on the second day. So why don't we all lie back and relax in a hammock with Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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