Bernie Smith (1/3)
Wed 27 August 1980
Beat Generation music is being played in the background
Well Poo groovers; in our last hip episode, lots of real cool
things went down. Yeah. But do you hip cats want to be laid on by me with some
corny blast from the past - Wow, no. So what do you say we split this scene and
groove on down and catch the Doctor man and his bebop cool Turdis, yeah.
Wow Doctor Man. I really dug the way you wrapped up that last
adventure. I mean man, like it was the most.
What are you on about, Dana?
I'm on about seventy five cents a week, man. Can you like,
ah, dig it, yeah.
I'm taking this record off. I can't understand a word you're
Sound of needle being scratched along the record
O thank you, Doctor, what a relief. For a minute there I was
starting to grow a little beard and a pair of sunglasses. You know what I'm
like listening to records. I get so carried away.
Yes. Like last night when you were listening to the Sex
Pistols, you spat all over me and nearly ripped Denis to shreds
O yeah. Sorry about that. But I fixed him up with some safety
That Dana is as may be. But you pinned his tail to the top of
his head and now every time he looks around he falls rectum over breast. Don't
I think he looks good. And anyway, it makes him easier to
carry; like a little denim overnight bag.
Look, Dana. Unpin his tail or I'll get the Café
Society for the Prevention of Conversion to Luggage of Denim Cats, onto you.
There's no such organisation.
Knock at the door and the door is opened
(Falls rectum over breast)
Hey man, what's cooking here. You've converted this cat into
a piece of luggage. Now that's uncool.
What's it to you?
A little denim overnight bag. I'll have an eyeball and see
Far out man, it's the next real cool session of Dr Poo yeahhhh.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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