Bernie Smith (2/3)
Thu 28 August 1980
Hey, wow there gang, my name's Ray and I like thought I'd
better, like, you know, fill you in on the scene here. Yeah, well, this episode
is being checked out by the Café Society for the Prevention of
Conversion to Luggage of Denim Cats. O yeah.
But a like I haven't done anything, um, man.
You can't jive talk your way out of this Dana. You've pinned
Denis' tail to the top of his head and he became an overnight bag, overnight.
Don't panic Denis, we'll get you out of this.
Hey you cats. This cat is really luggage. I mean, can you dig
it. He's full of spare clothes and hotel towels.
O dear, what have I done.
Cool it chick, I've been through this scene, like a before.
We dig, man.
I'll just like a, you know, give your cat a burst from this
can of spray on miracle cat restorer.
RAY Sprays Denis
O well done Ray.
Yeah like hooray man.
Who Ray, Dana? Simple. He Ray, me Doctor.
And me Jane?
No Dana. That's Jane over there in the corner with Tarzan.
Hi, me Jane.
I can't take him anywhere.
I know how you feel Jane. Could I borrow your gun for a
Dana! Dana! My name's Dana.
Hey man, you two have flipped.
I'm sorry, Ray. It's the strain. You see, we've just
completed a top secret mission for God himself; by destroying the evil
Hey man, haven't you heard. That's ancient historyville, man.
God is dead!
Yeah, it's on the news, man.
ABC radio news theme - albeit a little wonkier
This is Friedrich Nietzsche with the news. God is dead. Late last night, the creator of the universe, God, passed away peacefully in his sleep. He is survived by His Son and His Holy Ghost and a bloody great load of angels. Apparently, God's last words were Earghhhhh...
2JJ DJ Doug Mulray
I can see the letters coming in now. I wish to disassociate myself from many of those claims.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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