Episode 316
Garry Sock's Wedding (1/15)
Mon 1 September 1980

Opening titles

Kevin

Wall gang. In this episode of Dr Poo, the Doctor kicks off by saying -

Dr Poo

Well Dana. Now we know that the universe is in the capable if somewhat sweaty hands of Bernie Smith, we can get on with another adventure.

Kevin

To which Dana replies -

Dana

O goody. Denis and I are in the mood for a bit of a punch up.

Kevin

To which Denis says -

Denis

Meow.

Kevin

And then the Doctor says -

Dr Poo

O shut up Kevin. Dunnies above, but you're an annoying little worm sometimes.

Kevin

And so say, the Doctor picks up a lump of four x two and starts to walk menacingly towards... a oh dear, oh a bye...

Dr Poo

One morning I'm going to put araldite in his porridge. That will shut him up. As if the Poo fans should have to be told which character says what. Don't you agree Doctor?

Dana

I certainly do Dana. Oh ah Dana?

Dr Poo

Yes Doctor.

Dana

Why am I talking to myself?

Dr Poo

Leaping lavatories. Kevin's started this episode in the wrong place. Now we'll have to go back to the beginning and start again. OK, squeeze past, twisting the body.

a cork popS

So Dana. You put it in an oven, set to four hundred degrees for two and a half hours and baste every quarter of an hour until golden brown.

Dana

Hmm yes, I see. Still, it's a very strange thing to do to a fuel gauge, isn't it?

Dr Poo

Strange. It's a complete waste of time. But out here in the infinite corridors of time and space Dana, there's a lot of time to waste and a lot of space to waste it in. And speaking of which, where's Kevin?

Dana

There he is on his little swing.

Dr Poo

Come on Kevin, time to do your announcement

Kevin

(In a parrot voice)

Arrgh.

Dana

O he's sulking. Come on Kevin, who's a pretty announcer? Come on boy, have a bit of cuttlefish.

Dr Poo

Kevin, if you don't say something, I'll give you to the cat

Denis

Meow.

Kevin

(In a parrot voice)

Ar, arr , arr, arr episode of Dr Poo-oo!

End titles



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.