Garry Sock's Wedding (4/15)
Thu 4 September 1980
Last episode gang. No, no; stop that hysterical screaming. I
didn't mean this was the last episode. The last episode hasn't happened yet,
although it will eventually. Now stop that screaming and gnashing of teeth.
Look, face up to reality. One day there will be a last episode of Dr Poo;
probably when the sun burns out. O, stop your blubbering. We all know the sun's
going to burn out sometime.
Get away from my lovely Poo fans, Kevin. You're upsetting
Well, they better not come crying to me when the sun burns
My dear desiccated fans. How can I apologize for Kevin's
inexcusable behaviour? The man has the emotional sensitivity of a pound of
mince. What can I do that doesn't involve money or any inconvenience to me? Of
course this isn't our last episode...
Last episode! Oh no, I'll be out of a job. I'll be a vole
bludgeoner. What'll my parents say? Probably, your dinner's in the oven, Dana.
Shut up, you stupid beautiful assistant. This is not our last
O leaping lavatories, Denis. I just said - this is not... Oh,
I give up. You're doing this on purpose, the lot of you. Alright, let's see how
well you get on without me. I'll be down the pub when you decide you need me.
Um Denis. Is it my imagination or was the Doctor a bit upset?
Yes, it must've been something about that last episode, when
I got this funny letter thanking me for going to my bother's wedding. But I
haven't been to my brother's wedding. I didn't even know he was getting
O of course, Denis; cosmic priority post. So the letter got
here before it was sent.
I'll be able to go to my brother Garry's wedding after all.
And so ends what could have been but unfortunately wasn't, the last episode of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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