Garry Sock's Wedding (5/15)
Fri 5 September 1980
Greetings Poo junkies. Here now is your daily dose of poo
High tension sound effect in background
Dr Poo in a dark dank cave, is being attacked by a huge green
three headed slime covered Edwardian dressing table. Dana and Denis are mounted
on a majestic snow white Arab in a three piece suit and Diablo socks who is
roller skating them to the rescue.
(Sound effect stops)
But of course that piece of plot has nothing to do with this
No, in this episode I'm preparing to go to my brother Garry's
wedding; and Denis is escorting me.
Have you ever been to a wedding before, Denis?
O you were best cat at a friend's wedding, were you. Did you
take good care of the ring?
Oh yes; you've still got it.
And I'm not here. I'm down the pub getting pissed out of my
mind. Isn't radio fun.
Well you'd better hurry up Doctor, cause we gotta be back on
Earth on time for the wedding.
Just one for the road, Dana.
Now what'll I wear.
How about your fireman's outfit, Dana.
Oh not for a wedding, Kevin. That's for bushfires and
funerals. I could wear my big pink rabbit suit, except cousin Valerie's got one
and she's bound to wear hers. I think I'll just wear my beautiful assistant
outfit with matching handbag and the Oroton propellers.
O Dana's brother's getting married in the morning...
Well there you are.
O here I am. That's a relief. No point in staggering all the
way home from the pub, only to discover I haven't got here. Ah ha ha. O Dana,
you're not wearing that, are you? Why don't you wear your suit of armour?
It's still at the panel beaters.
Oh! O Denis, I say, a leather tuxedo. That's very smart.
Well, if we're going formal, I'd better put on my dinner wet
suit. Dana, have you seen my ruffle aqua lung and my patent leather flippers.
OK gang. Dress up smart but act dumb so you can blend in with the rest of the guests at the next nuptial mass of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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