Episode 321
Garry Sock's Wedding (6/15)
Mon 8 September 1980

Opening titles

Kevin

Dear Poo fan and friend, you are cordially invited to attend the wedding of Garry Sock (brother of that uncut heroine of time and space, Dana Sock) and his Romanian with a view finder fiancée.

Dana

O Doctor, I'm so excited. I've never been to my brother's wedding before.

Dr Poo

O yes you have, Dana.

Dana

What do you mean?

Dr Poo

Well, all events in the universe occur simultaneously and it's only our consciousness which divides this oneness into separate moments. Which we perceive as the sequential flow of time.

Denis

Meowrrrr.

Dana

Now look what you've done. You know that philosophy junk makes Denis want to throw up.

Dr Poo

Well it's not my fault if he suffers cosmic angst because he can't see a supreme purpose to the universe.

Dana

Aw there there Denis.

Denis

Meow.

Dana

Oo look, there's a supreme purpose to the universe, going past the window.

Denis

Meow.

Dana

Now let's get down to Earth. I don't want to miss the warm up act to Garry's wedding.

Dr Poo

Alright. Are we all ready? Have we all got our pressies.

Dana

Mmmm.

Denis

Meow.

Dr Poo

Ok, all cisterns go....

Turdis landing noise

There we are, Sydney, Australia.

Dana

Oo goodie.

Sound of traffic in the background

Nice landing, Doctor. Right on top of Uncle Ben.

Dr Poo

Oh I am sorry, Dana.

Dana

Doesn't matter, nobody liked him anyway. Well this is the right place. St Neville's United Church of Not Taking Religion Too Seriously.

Valerie

O Dana, hello.

Dana

O it's cousin Valerie. Valerie, I'd like you to meet my friend Doctor Poo. He's just squashed Uncle Ben.

Valerie

O pleased to meet you. Anybody who's squashed Uncle Ben is a friend of mine. Shake.

Dr Poo

Alright. Bbbbrrrrrrrr.

Dana

Val, has the wedding started yet?

Valerie

No Dana. We just missed Uncle Fred doing the Canadian three step with his stuffed caribou.

Kevin

Too bad. But how about we all do a tango with the next stuffed episode of Dr Poo-oo!

End titles



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.