Garry Sock's Wedding (7/15)
Tue 9 September 1980
Shh Poo fans. During this episode you're all going to have to
sit very still and be on your best beehive, as we enter the church to witness
the wedding of Dana's brother, Garry Sock
Church door opens
(murmuring of guests)
We seem to be late.
Not really Mr Poo. This is still the warm up act.
No, it's not Mr Poo, you call him Doctor, cousin Valerie.
Doctor Cousin Valerie, Dana.
(Dr Poo hits cousin Valerie)
Well, what's going on?
O that's Aunty Ruth wrestling Cyril, her pet anaconda. She
does it at every wedding. She's very religious, you know.
Sound of someone gasping, guests cheer and clap
And Aunty Ruth wins three falls to nil. Thank you, Aunty Ruth
and Cyril. And don't forget tomorrow night, you can see Aunty Ruth and Cyril,
take on second cousin Mervin and his boa constrictor, Basil; in a tag team high
mass over five rounds.
Come on Dana, there's seats for the family and friends down
O look Doctor, there's my dear old Mum and Dad. Next to them
there's an empty seat.
What do you mean, pew? They may be a couple of old Socks but
they don't smell that bad. Hello Mum
Who are you?
It's your daughter, Dana, Dad.
My daughter Dana Dad, o dear.
(Mrs Sock slaps Mr Sock)
Ow! Thank you dear, I needed that.
You remember our daughter, Dana. She's the one with your
Really, well that's a relief. I thought I'd left the damn
thing on the train.
Shh! I think it's about to start.
And now we come to the main event on our card. Garry Sock,
the professional armoured tank impersonator verses his fiancée, the
recently defected Russian tractor thrower, Natasha Merillsnapyourneckoff. In
the celebration of their nuptial Massey Ferguson, one, two, three, four.
MUSIC: Wagner's Bridal Chorus
Here comes the bride. O no, her tractor's just broken down, so she won't get here 'til the next blessed load of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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