Episode 325
Garry Sock's Wedding (10/15)
Fri 12 September 1980

Opening titles

Kevin

Hey Poo guests. Start throwing your rice or if you don't like Chinese cooking, your confetti and old sausages, at our happy couple. Garry Sock, son of Mr and Mrs Sock of Fibro Park West and Natasha Sock (nee Merillsnapyourneckoff), one time darling of the Don Cossacks and now two ton truck chucker in the lucky country.

Dana

Oh bhhh

(Crying)

Dr Poo

What are you crying for Dana? Are you sad that your brother Garry's got married?

Dana

No, I just got hit in the eye with a fist full of rice.

Dr Poo

I understand how you feel Dana. But look at it this way.

Dana

Um, like this?

Dr Poo

No, no. Squint your eyes a bit more. Yes, that's it. See, you're not losing a brother, he's got his name and address on a piece of paper pinned to his chest. He'll find his way home.

Mrs Sock

O Dana, Dana, Dana.

Dana

O it's my bum, I mean my Mum.

Mrs Sock

Dana, where've you been for the last week?

Dana

I've been away for a whole year, Mum.

Mrs Sock

Have you? O well, I've been a bit busy lately, what with the wedding and all.

Mr Sock

Hello Dana.

Dana

Dad!

Mr Sock

Who?

Dana

You, Dad.

Mr Sock

You, Dad. No, me Dad. You Dana.

Mrs Sock

Me Mum.

Garry

Me Garry.

Natasha

Me Natasha.

Jane

Me Jane.

Tarzan

Me Tarzan.

(Tarzan yells)

Jane

I can't take him anywhere.

Dana

Well everyone. This is Dr Poo.

Dr Poo

Hello.

Dana

And Doctor, this is my family.

Sock Clan

Hello.

Sound of chickens clucking

Dr Poo

What a load of old socks. Ha ha ha.

Mr Sock

Well Dr Poop. Have you got transport to the reception.

Dr Poo

Ah, it's Poo actually.

Mr Sock

O you run on that natural gas, do you? I thought about converting the car to that but the chooks aren't up to it.

Dr Poo

No, no I've got my inter galactic time and space toilet parked out the front.

Kevin

Well Poo fans, the Doctor's got wheels but you'll have to squeeze into your radios if you want a lift to the next free piss up on Dr Poo-oo!

End titles



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.