Garry Sock's Wedding (11/15)
Mon 15 September 1980
Wrap your ears around this Poo acolytes. The Doctor and his
entourage are presently visiting the environs of slap bang in the middle of
your home town. And it can be arranged by sending large amounts of money or
blank cheques to the Kevin the Announcer Benevolent Fund, for your hero to
materialise in your very living room.
Don't say another word, Kevin or I'll shove this gardening
shed down your garrulous gullet.
You remember the trouble you had with that dog kennel last
Good. It's alright Poo fans. Keep all your clothes on. I'm
not going to materialise in your living room but in the living room of Dana's
Yes, cause my brother Garry, just got married to his wife and
Mum and Dad are holding the wedding reception to ransom at home.
Turdis landing noisE
Nice landing Doctor. Right on top of Uncle Ben's budgie.
Oh I am sorry.
That's alright. None of the other budgies liked him anyway.
O Doctor, this is my little brother Bobby Sock.
Hello young man.
Get stuffed mister. Hey, a pussy cat.
(Bobby picks up Denis and swings him around and around and
Meow, meow, meow, meowwwwww
(Crashes into the dip)
Naughty Booby. Mustn't throw Denis into the dip.
He said he was hungry.
Why weren't you at the wedding, Bobby?
O Doctor. The last time we took Bobby to church, he killed
Yeah, I got five arrows into him before he hit the pulpit.
O Bobby, there you are. Come on, it's time for your heroin
O gee whiz.
O well, mum figures if she gets him hooked on heroin early,
he'll be dead by the time he's twelve. I'll get us some drinks eh?
Garry? O he's around here somewhere. I'll see if I can find
him for you.
No, you're Garry.
Am I? Ah well. I can't stop, someone's calling me. Garry,
He's stupider than Dana. And I should know because I'm Dr Poo. Hello, someone's calling me. Dr Poo, Dr Poo, Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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