Garry Sock's Wedding (12/15)
Tue 16 September 1980
This Poo fans, has to be the worst episode of Dr Poo ever.
The writing is puerile and the acting isn't even up to the standard of the
Restless Young Doctor Shop. In fact, it's so bad I'm not even going to announce
Hello Poo fans. Sounds like Kevin's throwing a tit of a
bantrum eh. Aha ha ha. What a cupid stunt he is. I reckon this is a gam good
episode. The writing is very rontant and I wouldn't say our performances were
below mar. How about do Yana?
Ah Doctor, shouldn't we explain to everyone how we're at my
brother Garry's wedding reception. Here at my Mum and Dad's house.
No rats all thight Dana. You just lilled the fistners in.
Doctor, I think you've had one too many.
O don't be such a venwagon Dana. Come on, let's get out on
the dance floor and bake it up a shit.
O Doctor, you're incorrigible.
No I'm not. I'm in your Mum and Dad's living room.
(Dana slaps Dr Poo)
I'm going to the bar to order a long cold tin whistle in a
A tin whistle, Mmm. Sounds interesting. What's in a tin
A little pea. And you blow through one end and it goes
phssttphff. Only louder.
O, I thought your tin whistle was a drink.
Aw, don't be silly. Can you imagine a football referee
running round with a drink in his hand. He'd blow on it and no one would take
Aah, you're right there, Dana.
O hello Dad.
You know when I was a football referee, I'd blow on my drink
and nobody would take any notice.
Well I'd like a drink except I can't see where the bar is.
There isn't one.
(Singing to the tune Yes, We have no bananas)
Yes, we have no bar, Dana We have no bar, Dana today.
(Dana hits him)
Dana, how dare you hit your own father.
I'm sorry but I didn't have time to borrow someone else's.
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Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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