Garry Sock's Wedding (14/15)
Thu 18 September 1980
Dana's brother Garry, has just been wedded and it has now come
round to speech time at the reception. So, Poo fans, charge you glasses. Now if
by some mischance, you happen to be unfamiliar with this aspect of social
etiquette, let me demonstrate how to charge your glass. Glass, you are charged
with being under the influence of alcohol. You have the right to remain silent
and to seek legal counsel. Got that gang? Right. Now on with the reception.
Sound of Mr Sock hitting a glass
Aah, your attention.
Stop hitting that glass dear, you'll have the civil liberties
down on us.
Oh, sorry mother. Ah hum. And now our son Garry, will say a
Thanks Dad. I'd just like to say a few words. Sky, tree,
bucket. And to the bridesmaids, I'd especially like to say cobberowooo.
(Natasha hits Garry)
Oww. Sorry Natasha.
And now Garry's thirty stone little woman, Natasha, will say a
Da, comrade strangers. I to this country thank you welcome
very much. Very happy ho ho ho. More vodka please. Da, gulp, slurp.
Sound of breaking glass
My family come from very poor village. With to our relations,
we have collective ownership of a tomato. But better than old days when we have
to rent tomato from landlord.
What country is she talking about, Doctor?
O all right, if you say so. Aaarrrrr!
Dana, what are you doing?
Well you said rush her. Whoa aarrr!
(Dana and Natasha grapple. Crowd cheers and urges them on)
Hey, Dana's hopped in for a battered Slav. What Volga behaviour. Well, I Moscow now but if Ukraine your necks and Lenin close to your radios, Ural hear us commit another Crimea on Comrade Poo-oo!
2JJJ DJ Doug Mulray
It's twenty five and a half minutes past seven at Triple J. I don't think I'll mention my name so shortly after that...
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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