Garry Sock's Wedding (15/15)
Fri 19 September 1980
There comes a time in every person's life when finally they
must settle down and assume the responsibilities of marriage. Hoo, hoo. And
that time for Garry Sock is now. As it is for his extremely attractive (ah ha
ha) wife Natasha. The whole Sock clan are gathered together to celebrate in the
traditional manner, this new found maturity.
Sound of guests fighting
Denis, put your flick knife away. You might kill somebody.
Sound of crashing
Mr Sock, you've got to do something.
How about a tango. Oh, I know. Hey everybody, want to see me
give a rat a haircut?
Aw yes, nice.
All right. Has somebody got a rat they could lend me?
Yes, I think I've got one. O dear, I'm terribly sorry, I seem
to have left it in my other trousers.
O look Mr Sock, Denis has got a hamster. Will that do?
A hamster. Oh, it's not the same.
O go on, go on.
Aw I don't know. O all right.
Eek, eek, eek.
O look, it doesn't even fit in the chair properly.
Aw get on with it. Come on. Fairs fair.
O all right, all right.
Sound of scissors cutting
Um, nice day isn't it?
Oo! Sorry about your ear.
Aw fair go. It's not easy trying to give a hamster a Bo Derek
hairdo. Ah there. Hand me the mirror Dana.
Here you are, Dad.
Ta dear. Well hamster, what do you think?
Booo, hiss, boo, hiss.
Quick Mr Poo, do something. They're turning ugly.
Um, um. I'll answer the phone.
What! Good grief. Listen everyone. The French Revolution has
just broken out in Dubbo.
You can't have the French Revolution in Dubbo. It only happened in Port Moresby last week. What rubbish. And you heard it first on Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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