Chinese Checkers (1/23)
Mon 8 December 1980
Hey kids, here's a great game that will keep you amused for
hours on your end. At the sound of the buzzer, quickly glue these words - from,
his, his, from, his, his, spittoon - into the following introduction. Dr Poo is
Buzz - BUZZ
home planet Galah Fee. Having made good
Buzz - BUZZ
most feared adversary
Sound of spitting into spittoon
Now hear this. All hands on deck. No, cut the deck, make that
bridge and clubs are trumps for a snap inspection.
Snap! I win.
You're in a wistful mood, Doctor.
O you're here. Good. I don't have to shout into this plastic
What's the beef, Chief?
Roll call, Dana. Ham and custard?
Piano tuna and salad?
Best actor in a supporting?
Ah, oh, um... Here.
Don't try and cover for him Dana. All right Denis, where are
He's that little pile of ashes.
Denis! You're out of uniform
He got kind of, ah, cremated in your wifey pooh's microwave.
That's no reason for him to turn up on parade in that
slovenly attire. Denis, don't let it happen again.
Doctor, I'll cut up some of my old jeans and sew him back to
his former self.
Alright, but make it quack.
Put a beak on it. Now I have reason to believe that my
Archduke Ferdinand enemy, Dr Wee, is plotting to gain complete dominion over
the entire universe.
Oo, how do you know?
O, I bumped into him the other day in the supermarket and he
happened to mention it. Looks like it's going to be a jolly good bang up show.
Hello, yes. Kevin, it's for you.
O thanks Dana. Ah, hello. Mmm. Hang on, I'll just write this down. Please announce the end of this episode of Dr... could you spell that last word please...P,O,O,O,O,O,O,O...!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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