Chinese Checkers (23/23)
Wed 7 January 1981
OK Poo fans, it's time we all had an exchange of views, so
you all come over and look out my window and I'll go and look out all your
windows or we could go and look out the Doctor's window because he's looking at
things from Dana's point of view.
Doctor! Say something!
O boy, wait til I tell all the blokes at the Returned
Villains Club about this, ho ho.
O Dr Wee, don't be so kind.
I'm not being kind, I'm being cruel.
I know, but you got to be cruel to be kind.
Well in that case I be super charitable, and kick you out of
door of my mystical Time and Space potty.
Oo-er Dana, what will happen to us?
Doctor, the Turdis is only on the other side of the door.
Come on, shake a leg.
Oh what fun.
What are you doing, Doctor?
I'm shaking my leg.
Oh what fun. Come on, Denis.
You put your right foot in -
Dr Poo, Dana & Denis
You put your right foot out, you put your -
He kicks them out. They fly through the air (oooh!) and land
with a thud.
So long, suckers!
DR POO, DANA & DENIS
It takes one to know one!
We really got him that time, didn't we Doctor?
I'll say, Dana.
OK, you can say it as often as you like.
Dana, Dana, Dana, Dana, Dana. That was a stupid thing to say.
Shut up, me.
(He slaps himself)
Oww! Thank you Poo, I needed that. Ah, it's good that I'm
seeing things from my point of view again, because now I can set the controls
for a new adventure.
Oh, goodie! Where to this time?
Well, Dana, here are the Viva Cosmos travel brochures - take
How about this one?
Earth during the Jurassic period? No, all the swamps would be
booked out this time of year.
Well they needn't worry because no-one has any trouble
sinking in the next swamp of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Kevin from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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