All the small fast food planets of the universe are going out
of business. Luigi de Burgerini, proprietor of Greasy World, has pointed an
accusing dim sim at a new chain of hamburger planets that are springing up
Looka, there's another onea sprung upa. Those bloody
Kak-Ronald's, they're going to drive me out of birds nest.
I think he means business, Doctor.
Well, so do I. I mean bees knees too. Don't worry Luigi. Dana
and I will clear up this dirty pekingese for you.
I think he means business, Luigi.
Bloody terrific. That's what I like about my friend the
Doctor. When he says he means pekingese, he really means bus noise.
I think he means business, Dana, and so do I. This time I
mean wildebeest teeth and don't you forget it. Let's go.
And back in the Turdis.
Aw, can't we walk in the Turdis face forward like we usually
You heard Kevin, Dana, we've got to back in the Turdis.
O alright. Oo, I just found the door knob, Doctor!
Good girl. In we go. It's all cisterns go.
Doctor, I've just picked up something from the cosmo scanner.
I think it's chicken pox.
Well spotted, Dana. That means we're getting close to this Kak-Ronald's planet. I'd like to check this place out on the vidi screen before we land, so I'll put the Turdis into hold and hover. Let's see, shake, rattle and roll; rock 'n roll; twist and shout, ah here it is, hold and hover.
(Flicks a switch)
O no, there's something wrong, Dana. The Turdis isn't
hovering. It's been drawn towards the planet.
Something's up. What is it and is it up far enough to still be there for the next episode of what's up Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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