Kak-Ronald's (xii)
August 1980

Opening titles

Kevin

... Poo fans. This is an unexploded World War 2 episode of Doctor Poo. Do not poke with a stick or use in games of cricket; or games of cricket. Call in a highly trained bomb disposal team that will poke it with their professional stick and use it in games of cricket; but not in games of cricket.

Sergeant McDucksarkcutty

Hello, er Sergeant McDucksarkcutty here, from the Queens Left Foot Guard Bomb Disovalteen. This Doctor Poo bomb is lodged in the fork of a very McCheap hotel but all I have to McDoo, is put on my cricket protector, take my professional bomb poking stick and McPoke the bomb here...

Huge explosion

Haaaaahooooo

Kevin

O what a shame; and that was such an exciting episode too, Poo fans. Ho hum. I guess we'll just have to go straight on to tomorrow's episode. In which Dana is working under cupboard as a Donald Kak-Ronald robot clown.

Donald Kak-Ronald

O my my, Donald 867. You have serious malfunction. We will send you back to our head planet Cack for rewiring.

Dana

But the Doctor told me to... um. I mean, I must go to where the hamburgers are made.

Donald Kak-Ronald

But you know that all our Kak-Ronald's food comes to this outlet planet through the cosmo chute.

Dana

O yeah. I forgot.

Donald Kak-Ronald

Come with me.

Door is opened

Climb into the cosmo chute despatch chamber.

Dana

Um, wait a tick. Psst, Denis.

Denis

Meow.

Dana

Go tell the Doctor what's happening.

Denis

Meow.

Donald Kak-Ronald

Prepare for despatch.

Dana

Oh oo, oh, oo.

Donald Kak-Ronald

Ignition!

Sound of Dana taking off

Kevin

Dana is bound for Cack; and she'll get there the day after tomorrow. But as this is tomorrow's episode, you'll hear her arrive tomorrow in the day after that episode of Dr Poo-oo!

END TITLES



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.