... Poo fans. This is an unexploded World War 2 episode of
Doctor Poo. Do not poke with a stick or use in games of cricket; or games of
cricket. Call in a highly trained bomb disposal team that will poke it with
their professional stick and use it in games of cricket; but not in games of
Hello, er Sergeant McDucksarkcutty here, from the Queens Left
Foot Guard Bomb Disovalteen. This Doctor Poo bomb is lodged in the fork of a
very McCheap hotel but all I have to McDoo, is put on my cricket protector,
take my professional bomb poking stick and McPoke the bomb here...
O what a shame; and that was such an exciting episode too,
Poo fans. Ho hum. I guess we'll just have to go straight on to tomorrow's
episode. In which Dana is working under cupboard as a Donald Kak-Ronald robot
O my my, Donald 867. You have serious malfunction. We will
send you back to our head planet Cack for rewiring.
But the Doctor told me to... um. I mean, I must go to where
the hamburgers are made.
But you know that all our Kak-Ronald's food comes to this
outlet planet through the cosmo chute.
O yeah. I forgot.
Come with me.
Door is opened
Climb into the cosmo chute despatch chamber.
Um, wait a tick. Psst, Denis.
Go tell the Doctor what's happening.
Prepare for despatch.
Oh oo, oh, oo.
Sound of Dana taking off
Dana is bound for Cack; and she'll get there the day after tomorrow. But as this is tomorrow's episode, you'll hear her arrive tomorrow in the day after that episode of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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