Dr Poo, known to one and all as top dog of the toot, is at
war with an evil force that threatens to take over the universe. And that force
is the multi-galactic Kak-Ronald's hamburger empire.
Alright you clowns. Now I know you want to fight those awful
Kak-Ronald's robot clowns because they made you redundant. But remember there
are greater issues at stake.
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Alright, who'll be first?
O yeah, yeah
Exciting, huh. Well, while the Doctor is organising his clown
commandos, Dana is zapping down a cosmo chute towards the evil planet Cack.
Ooah! Where am I. Ah, here's a tourist information board.
The Cack Chamber of Commerce welcomes you to the evil planet Cack. Um, how
nice. And here's a map. Dana Sock is here? O good. Evil cack headquarters are
here? O that's just round the corner. I'll drop in and ask them if there are
any places of interest I should see. I am a spy after all.
Attention, Donald Kak-Ronald clown 867...
Oh, that's me.
... computer scan indicates you have circuitry malfunction.
Please remove your head.
Um, I'd rather not. I'm a bit spy, um shy.
Invalid answer. Embarrassment response indicates
deterioration beyond acceptable limits. Warning, all units seek and destroy
robot clown 867.
Um, wait a minute.
Sorry, Dana, times up. And you've given the robots the wrong answer. Which means you'll be obliterated in the next cybernetic execution on Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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