Well Poo fanatics, our omnibus heroes have alighted on a
glossy new hamburger planet called Kak-Ronald's, where they've been greeted by
some clown in a clown suit.
Hello and welcome and how are you, and isn't life nice
especially here at Kak-Ronald's.
That's me. I'm Donald Kak-Ronald your jolly hamburger clown.
Have a nice time, the hamburgers are that way.
Did you hear what he said, Dana? The hamburgers are that way.
Hmm. Gay hamburgers.
Well, my Mum use to dish up camp pie, so I suppose it will
Ah there's the counter over there.
Look at this crowd, Doctor.
Yes, these must be the spectators from the annual poke you in
the eye eisteddfod. It's being held at the intergalactic hyper bowl on the
asteroid Tracksuit Minor. But before this new Kak-Ronald's planet appeared, my
old friend Luigi on Greasy World use to get all this custom.
Well, it's much cleaner here than on Luigi's greasy old
That may be Dana, but we haven't tested the food here yet.
Look out there, excuse me.
Girl at Counter
Hello, can I help you?
Ah yes. What have you got?
Girl at Counter
Well, we've got big cacks, we've got the Kak-Ronald's quarter
ouncer or fish head burgers; nice clean poke you in the eye fries, sugar fry in
sugar syrup with apple flavoured sugar; thick sludges and of course, cups of
Well, we'll have the lot. My friend's very hungry.
I'm not that hungry.
Shut up Dana, you'll expose my plot.
But my hands are above the counter.
Where are your hands, Poo fans? Well stop doing that and put them on the counter where we can see them or you'll go blind and not be able to see the next dirty habit of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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