Kak-Ronald's (iv)
August 1980

Opening titles

Kevin

... and have a sniff of this. Our fabulous hearing aids, Dinosaur Poo and Iguana Sick have just ordered up a mess of vittles at the counter of a new Kak-Ronald's burger planet.

Girl at Counter

There you are sir. Would you like anything else?

Dr Poo

But you've given us one of everything on your menu. What else is there?

Girl at Counter

Nothing. Now sir, would you like anything else?

Dr Poo

What? But you just said that there wasn't anything else!

Girl at Counter

That's right sir. But I have this overwhelming compulsion to ask you - would you like anything else?

Dr Poo

O shut up you stupid girl.

Girl at Counter

Fine sir. Do you want me to shut up here or shall I take it away?

Dana

What's wrong with her?

Dr Poo

Beats me Dana, eight to the bar. What's wrong with you, you stupid girl.

Girl at Counter

I'm fine sir. I'm happy and good and courteous and beautiful and I have naturally wavy full bodied hair, and I smile all the time here at Kak-Ronald's.

Dana

Oo yuck! She's just like those girls at school who use to come first all the time and had beautiful smiles. Like that Stephanie Colgate. She smiled once when the sun was out and sent half the class to eye hospital. And this sheila's just like her. She makes me puke.

Girl at Counter

D'you want a bag to put that in or do you want to do it on the floor

Dana

Shut up!

Dr Poo

Come on Dana, let's eat our food. Ah here's a space. Right now Dana, you test that fish head burger and I'll test this big cack.

Dana

Right.

Dr Poo

How does yours taste Dana?

Dana

Don't be rude.

Dr Poo

I mean your burger.

Dana

It doesn't taste at all.

Dr Poo

Neither does mine. This Kak-Ronald's stuff is completely tasteless.

Kevin

True, but not half as tasteless as the next episode of Dr Poo-oo!

END TITLES



Written by Lance Curtis, Geoff Kelso, Steve Johnston and Ken Matthews.
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.

Copyright is retained by the ABC, Triple J and Curtis, Kelso, Johnston & Matthews and no breach of copyright is intended by this reproduction.