The Doctor and Dana have sampled the fare at a Kak-Ronald's
burger planet and have found it lacking.
I find this fare lacking.
Well, lucky you Dana. I don't even find it that. This
Kak-Ronald's food has absolutely no substance at all. No taste. Nothing! And
proper hamburgers should fall apart and dribble down your arm.
Alright, alright. We heard you the first time. There's
something strange about all this Dana. These tasteless hamburgers and the
strange way that girl at the counter was acting.
I thought her acting was good. She could get a job in the
Restless Years, no sweat.
Shut up! And what's behind these clowns?
Hello sir and madam. I'm Donald Kak-Ronald your jolly
hamburger clown. Are you enjoying your meal he said, your meal he said?
Look here clown, what's behind you?
plant, sir, he said, swiveling his head and smiling. Eeeee!
He's off his
Rocker doctor, Rocker doctor, Rocker doctor,
Rocker doctor, Rocker doctor, Rocker doctor, Rocker doctor, Rocker doctor...
Oo look, there's stuff coming out of his ears.
A robot, cretin.
Yes , he
certainly was a robot cretin. The stupidest robot I've ever met. Hand me my
robot dismantling screwdriver, Dana. Tah. Stick it up his big red nose, a twist
to the right, a shake to the left, do the hokey pokey and you turn right around
and then you pull his clown face off.
Leaping lavatories. It's
nothing but old meccano stuffed behind here.
Look out Doctor, here come
the rest of the clowns!
Sound of marching and horns being blown
looks like someone finally sent in the clowns. For who? Yes, who's behind the
rubber plant and is there behind in the next meccano load of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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