Hello there. I'm Kevin the announcer. You probably don't
remember me. I'm just a disembodied voice that introduces each episode of Dr
Poo and tells you all about the story so far. Except sometimes when I don't
feel like it.
Kevin. KEVIN! O damn. Dana, have you got that clown suit on
O good, that means we must be up to the story so far.
Why do you want me to dress up as a Kak-Ronald's robot clown,
So you can investigate the kitchen of this Kak-Ronald's burger
planet and see if you can find a clue as to why this chain of Kak-Ronald's
planets is driving all the little hamburger worlds out of business.
Psst. Hey pal. Got twenty cosmo cents for an old clown down
on his luck? Just twenty cents and I can get a refill for me squirting flower.
Get away from me you disgusting old clown.
Hey look out matey, there's one of them Kak-Ronald's robot
clowns right behind ya. I'll get him.
(Boozo hits Dana)
Leave my beautiful assistant alone, you festering jester.
Hey it's a girlie and she's real.
Well of course she's real. Up to a point...
I'm sorry chief but I've seen so many of these fake robot
clowns come in here and push us real clowns into the gutter. Well err
I tell ya
I can't take no more.
Holy harpic. Is there no end to the list of victims of this
hideous Kak-Ronald's plague. This must be God's secret mission for me - to rid
the universe of...
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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