In our last eftarousing episode, the Doctor pledged that he
would expose the sinister forces that are behind the multi-galactic Kak-Ronald's
Right Dana, now this is what you are going to do.
Me! I thought you were going to expose the sinister forces
Shut up! You are the tool for my end.
I don't like the sound of that
You are a clown.
No need to get personal.
O!! You are dressed as a Kak-Ronald's robot clown, Dana! And
you are going into that Kak-Ronald's burger kitchen, to find out where all that
bland food and all these robot clowns and brainwashed waitresses come from.
Hang on; I've just got to put on my nose. There! How do I
You look just like a real Donald Kak-Ronald clown.
Thank you sir. You are very kind.
Great, Dana. The voice is perfect. You'd better take Denis
with you, just in case you need an extra paw.
Where will I put him?
Down the front of your baggy pants.
Come on, Denis.
Now off you go. Good luck.
Thanks a lot!
Hello sir, hello madam. Can I help you? Hello sir, hello
I take my big red nose off to that girl. She's a real clown.
That's low praise coming from a broken down old buffoon like
you, Boozo. Now here's what I want you to do. I want you to gather together all
your old out of work clown friends.
And some time later.
Are you still here, you lazy old bum.
(Dr Poo hits Boozo)
Get a wriggle on there, shake a leg.
I can't. Someone's nailed me big floppy shoes to the floor.
And neither can I, because some stupid clown's nailed my shoes to the next big floppy episode of Dr Poo-oo!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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