- Interlude -
The Khan Ages - Episode 5
It's three o'clock in Switzerland. All the banks are closed,
save one, which the Khans have forced open believing it to be a pub.
The door is knocked down
After you, Dad.
Have a dicko at the decor, son.
Yeah, they've got the barmaids behind iron bars.
Must be a couple of right little ravers. Hey, there's someone.
Can I help you?
Two schooners, thanks mate.
We do not allow ships in here.
I'll knock his block off. Who's he calling a ship?
Now look, fella, we're not looking for a donnybrook.
O I'm not a donnybrook. I'm a teller.
Attila? Strewth, Dad, I've heard of him.
Me too, Brian. But don't worry, he's no match for us.
You can call me Hans.
It is him, Dad - Attila the Hans! What do we do?
Don't panic, Brian. Go and round up the hoard.
Would you care to withdraw?
We've only just arrived!
I don't think you quite understand.
Now listen, Attila, man to man. I've got a hoard out there,
my boys; they've worked up a thirst, and if they don't get a beer soon they'll
be as wild as a camel on heat.
Crowd noise as the assembled mongrels enter
There's Attila -
Let's get him -
Pass the knuckle dusters -
Khans forever! Ha ha!
Take everything! Everything!
Oh that's very kind. Right-o, boys, help yourselves!
Hey Dad, this big shiny doll with the dials on it must be the
No it's not, it's a vault.
Don't change the subject, Bede. Well come on, Neville, open
Give us a hand, Brian.
Stand back -
Vigorous safe-breaking sounds
How about that beer?
Dad! This fridge is full of shiny yellow bricks!
Feel like a cold gold...
Ow, me teeth! It's frozen solid!
Flat, too. Never get a burp out of this lot.
So much for Swiss piss.
Transcribed by Kevin from an off-air recording made by Warren.
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