Universal Administration (i)
Kevin your on the bus announcer here with some very sad news.
The Doctor has been found guilty by the Intergalactic Time and Space Tribunal
and condemned to be hung by the neck until uncomfortable. Ha Ha .. I'm sorry.
Isn't this fun, Doctor, just like the football.
Dana, they're going to hang me.
Oh well then, you'll get the best view of everything.
Get away from me you stupid little cretin. It's all your
fault I'm in this predicament.
Oh I know you don't mean that Doctor. You're just upset.
You're damn right I'm upset. If you hadn't opened that four
lane freeway you use for a mouth, I'd be walking the universe a free man.
Oh don't be such a sookie. People get hung everyday.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the main
hanging of the day.
Our hangee is that well known time and space traveller
I'm not Bernie Smith, I'm Dr Poo.
Oh they won't notice. Oh look be a sport... fill in for him
eh, he's probably just held up in the traffic or something.
But I don't want to be hung.
No, it's not like it was. When I was a youngster everyone
was breaking their necks to get hung. Ladies and gentlemen , a late
cancellation, Bernie Smith couldn't make it.
But we have a replacement . It's the big hearted and dynamic
Hey listen, they're in a funny mood today so try and make it
look good eh.
On with the rope.
Wait a minute.
Well, fancy trying to get out of being hung on a fiddly technicality like the fact that you're the wrong person. Trust Dr Poo. Anyway, how do we know he isn't really Bernie Smi-ith!
Transcribed by Phil from his own off-air recording.
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